Biggest Loser

"Yes, I'm fat, but you are ugly. At least I can diet". Penah baca statement tu kat kete sape ntah... macam cool je... hihi...

Ye... semalam ada kawan tanya, how's life... as always, pertanyaan sedemikian akan dijawab 'ok, nothing to be proud of'. Then it takes me to think a while, betul ke takde pape untuk di proud of? Ye la, tak sambung belajar, tak kawen lagi, tak dapat anak lagi, dan berbagai lagi la yg belum...

Tetiba datang idea... eh.. I should be proud of myself la... penat aku menjaga diri, menjaga makan dan exercise 6 bulan ni, dan menurunkan 12 kilo... takkan la tak bagi peluang kat diri yg takde pape ini berasa happy dan takbur sket... Jadi, kesimpulannya, I have somethin to share with, I manage to be 12 kg thinner than last 6 months. =)

Happy??? of course... got another kgs to be cincang!!!

What should I do to marry a rich guy?

Just wanna share a hilarious story. Wink wink... (credit to Hafizul for forwarding this).

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.
I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to
marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered
only as middle class in New York .
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an
income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems
that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west
of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

An awesome reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to
analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I
hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry
you.

The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of
"beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for
it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my
money will not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be
prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am
an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just
normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only
asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to
keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It
might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any
assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date
you, but will not marry you.
I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.
And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with
$500k annual income.
This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do
contact me.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

The week is over...

Yesterday, I'm talking through the phone with my Ex-Boss. Brief her what I'm doing, basically the same task in previous company with some few more additional tasks. Ironic but funny advice from her "don't show it all, or you'll have to do it all". But you did that to me last time kan???

Me, Friendship, Ignorance and SUGGESTION PLEASE...

More than 2 months ago, I received a wonderful parcel from a wonderful friend of mine.

I love the content of the parcel, I love it until I don't have the courage even to say thanks. Yes, please be mad of me for the act of ignorance to the kindness of a friend. I love the content of the parcel. I just love the book. I read every page of it carefully, read it word by word, digest it slowly and try to embrace every mean it could bring. It just wonderful.

I don't mean to be ignorance by not saying thanks, I just keep wondering what is the best way to say thanks. I'm afraid to call since she is very busy. I don't have beautiful words to text her, and I don't have ample time to come down and straight away go to her office. But I want to let her know that she is one of the special friend that I'll remember.

My fellow friends,
Could you please suggest any possible way for me to say thanks to her? Or maybe a phone call suffice?

P/S: For having a quite bearable life here, I miss my wonderful FRIENDS.