What should I do to marry a rich guy?

Just wanna share a hilarious story. Wink wink... (credit to Hafizul for forwarding this).

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.
I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to
marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered
only as middle class in New York .
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an
income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems
that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west
of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

An awesome reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to
analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I
hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry
you.

The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of
"beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for
it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my
money will not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be
prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am
an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just
normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only
asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to
keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It
might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any
assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date
you, but will not marry you.
I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.
And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with
$500k annual income.
This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do
contact me.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

Life without HP

Almost a week I live without my ‘flying hp’. The existence of the hp is not so significant in my life that I ALMOST don’t want to find a new one.

Except it’s daily routine to wake me up in the morning, the rest... I still feel the same. The best thing by not having a hp:

1. I don’t have to worry bout charging it.
2. I don’t have to expect for any calls / sms. Meaning, no frustration because there is no call / sms simply because I don’t have the hp.
3. I can escape an emergency calls from the office, honorably.
4. I don’t have to rush back to my room to get the phone, in case I left it.
5. I get disconnected to the outside world.
   

I don’t know since when life been so complicated with this hp thing. As I can remember, say bout 10 years ago, if I promise to meet Ekkie at McD around 10, I just meet her there. After 30 min if she didn’t show, I just left.

But now, if I set to meet Misha at 3.30, then at 4.00 an sms arrived and said ‘can we meet at 4.30? it’s heavily rain outside’... Dooh. Then, at 4.30 ‘can we make it at 5.00? I think it is better i have my evening prayer first.”

I lost 1 hr and 30 min waiting, compare with not having a hp, it is almost nil because we know there is no way to contact our friend in between. Either be there, or bye bye. In short, the hp usage is not actually improving communication, in fact, it is used to deliver excuses (which I hate the most!!!).

As I live in this era, I have to cope with the changes, except I refuse to be slave to the technology created by human.

STUPIDO

Maybe I'm that stupid, that's why there is so many people around me that stupid enough that can raise my anger to the max.

Do you think it's funny to blame other on your weakness??? STUPIDO...

And you keep your best buddy safe by putting all the shitty things on our shoulder...
Hehe... Nevermind lady, what you give, you'll get back. You've been there at the comfort chair for quite long... Later, soon... You'll see how STRONG our department is. Shame you, to brag like that to your spouse. Tak malu...

And to your fav partner, please be ashame on what you did.

Again

Yay... At last, we know what to do with our moooney...Thank you for giving us the reason to empty our wallet. Love you KERAJAAN!!!

Wedding #01

Congratulations to Munirah & Taufik!!!
Munirah looks so pretty and stunning in her wedding dress. And the "kampung style" foods, the yummy finger licking good ayam gogheng + nasi putih + lemak rebung + sambal mempelam ... it really makes my day. =)

And Jessica Alba, in her last few days, come out with a very very cute statement. (Bare in mind, she never taste rebung before.)

"Kiranya rasa rebung ni macam rasa macam nangka la yer?"

No, Jessica. Taste of rebung not equal to nangka.

Though there is rebung masak lemak.
And there is nangka masak lemak.
But rebung is not equal to nangka.
As rebung is not equal to labu.

Later, I can teach "penaakulan mantik". Jessica, you are so cute in pink. wink wink =)

Boss & I

When I take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative!

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets