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I accidentally read some political post that relates to economic and islamic society or jemaah. Be it from any group, I still feel despair....

It started when I start to dig in Greece economic issue. It is bad time for them, let's pray, hopefully the All Mighty All Merciful ease their pain, especially those old folks that loses their money. Keep on praying peeps! That the lease we can do.

Hmm... Then the plot is thickening where my attention was directed to 1MDB issues and this guy, kind of afgue why non (from his pov) from Islamic NGO claim or make noise about this issue. And yes, there were replies from many sides. Hmm... Like seriously we have so many Islamic groups? What makes me feel a lil bit sick (too much of melodrama here? No?) is that they quarrel or disagree about things that I think should be put aside. Why not you guys, the intellectual from jemaah, man with integrity sit together and have a sleepless night discussing about this issue before quarreling in public. Is that what you learn from your long tarbiyyah? Provoking your brother in other jemaah? What? I just can't register that.

Malaysia is a small country. We don't have strong union to protect our currency as Euro tried to protect Greece. And yet you guys still mouth fighting? Really? Can't you see that even when Greece change their PM, they still in chaos because the citizen already lost their respect and no longer have one vision. Everybody here is too occupied with their own thoughts and think that they are right, or MAKSUM. Come guys, you can do better. Unity in Malaysia is more challenging because not only we have different races, now we have different Malay-Islamic sect... again, seriously... does this need to happen?

Be the change you want to see in the world. Start to change our attitude before blaming what others did... What others did is uncontrollable. You only can control yourself, if only you have control over your brain and mouth.

You there who has his heart

Hey,
You there,
Yes you there who own his heart,
Promise me to take care of him,
Never ever hurt him... Promise!

I guess the destiny is not meant to be mine,
I was only been given a privilege to adore him,
But I will always want him as happy as he inspire me to be,
So you, there... care for him, love him unconditionally.

I will never ruin his perfect future with you,
He deserve what he deserve,
I will back off, but my step will be full of prayer,
for him and for you.
For him because I love him,
and for you to ensure he received plenty of love and care.

Ranting: Malaysia and racial politics

I can't write this on my facebook, because the crowd might not be able to accept it.

I know I don't have to make everybody eats what I say, but I am too lazy to re-explain stuff. I write here, so it only gonna be read by Tia, or Anne, or Serena or total stranger. Else, this is just a "documented evidence" that I have thought of this at this very particular time.

I know this issue sort of dah basi, but still I want to express my apology to my Chinese friends on a few issues happened recently. Alvin and Vivian, that guy yang kena belasah, and maybe another cases yang kita tak tau.

I don't say that I agree with their childish action, but I far disagree on how they been treated upon their immature mistake. Kena penjara sebab upload gambar dalam facebook? Sebab ajak makan bah kut teh? Sebab tak menghormati Islam? facepalm* Well, comparing ajak makan bah kut teh and a malay muslim having liquor license, siapa yang lebih tak menghormati Islam. Why he did not face same punishment?
How could we expect others to respect our beloved religion when we are not doing just to them?

Since pilihanraya 5 tahun dulu, I already wrote in this blog, on how funny of Malaysian politicians. One time they call for Perpaduan Kaum, 1 Malaysia, and then, turning on the other side, they call for "Perjuangan Ketuanan Melayu". Then you think another races takde ketuanan? How on earth you preach for two contradicting ideas at a time?

I am not a big fan of politics, but when my future is concerned, the best I could do is pray that one day more sensible leader will lead this country and bring prosperity for everyone including ayam, itik dan ikan yang bermasalah.

The day when everything went black...

I did wrote on something bout the painful truth about Malaysian multi races country during last election. I guess I'll be barking the same issue over and over until we finally see the light or the stage that can bring us moving forward together.

It is very tricky to live in Malaysia if your mind always suspicious about race supremacy, money and power. Is that the ultimate reason living in Malaysia?

I am not a big fan of history, never will be. But, understanding human needs and feeling, I believe non of my non-bumi friends (excluding those who get their IC for election) ever pray to be born in Malaysia and treated like second-class citizen.

Yes, I admit they are far richer and better educated than me and my "bangsa melayu", but hey... 

Who actually force them to be who they are right now? 

Our system. 

What drive them sending their child study oversea with their own savings? 

Our system. 

What makes them so disgusted with us?

Our system.

Why bother if Chinese are so attach to their race?

Had you do anything to actually reduce the racial tense?

Had you do anything good to them?

Did you know we silently oppressed them?

It just plain fitrah when one being oppressed, they get together and retaliate. 

And thats what happened to non-bumi in Malaysia.

We should do something as well. To be able to live in Malaysia, whatever races... in pure harmony. 

No more divide, conquer and suspicious, but together, hand in hand and trust. Enough of racism thingy, enough of hatred, enough. 

I am devastated, almost lost hope to the system, but I do believe, Allah never wrong. Have faith, be strong.

What should I do to marry a rich guy?

Just wanna share a hilarious story. Wink wink... (credit to Hafizul for forwarding this).

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.
I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to
marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered
only as middle class in New York .
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an
income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems
that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west
of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

An awesome reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to
analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I
hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry
you.

The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of
"beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for
it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my
money will not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be
prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am
an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just
normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only
asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to
keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It
might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any
assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date
you, but will not marry you.
I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.
And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with
$500k annual income.
This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do
contact me.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

Obsesi Wanita Malaysia

Terpanggil untuk menulis tentang obsesi wanita Malaysia yang ingin kelihatan ‘putih’ setelah berbual dengan rancaknya dengan kawan-kawan dari UK.

Bermula dari kenyataan Beyonce (bukan nama sebenar) bahawasanya produk pemutihan (bleaching) “..vGarnierv..” tidak mendapat pengesahan FDA, kami mula mempersoalkan keobsesian wanita untuk kelihatan cantik (Nyata sekali wanita kita ingin kelihatan cantik tanpa mengendahkan keselamatan).

Beyonce agak terkejut dengan obsesi wanita Malaysia untuk kelihatan putih, kerana baginya warna kulit wanita Asia begitu cantik dan seimbang. Di UK, wanita ingin kelihatan ‘tanned’ dan sanggup berhabis untuk mewarnakan kulit agar kelihatan sihat dan bercahaya. Adakah dengan berkulit ‘lebih’ cerah, kita akan kelihatan lebih cantik? Adakah dengan kelihatan lebih putih, anda yakin ia kelihatan seimbangan dengan warna tangan anda?

Jika di barat, zaman dahulu kala, berkulit putih dikaitkan dengan status, pangkat dan darjat. Tidak terdedah kepada cahaya, gebu (mungkin juga terlebih gebu jika dilihat kepada paparan seni zaman pertengahan), tetapi bagi wanita Malaysia, jelas ia adalah ikutan semata-mata yang tak pasti apakah matlamatnya.

Begitu juga seterusnya dengan keinginan untuk berambut lurus dan berbadan kurus. Adakah ini semua produk globalisasi yang bakal menjadikan semua wanita mempunyai wajah yang sama, kecantikan yang sama, warna kulit yang sama?

Wanita agak kurang bersyukur dengan kecantikan semulajadi yang dianugerahkan tuhan. Tidak cukup dengan tubuh badan yang dianugerahkan, ada-ada sahaja penambahan dan penolakkan ingin dibuat (tetapi, jika pengurangan yang ingin dibuat berkenaan dengan kesihatan, saya kira itu wajar sama sekali diteruskan).

Oleh itu, kecantikan adalah universal. I’ll try to believe that. :p

Rasa macam plastik kan aku tulis fully Malay??? Yep, sebab aku tak berbakat menulis... and that's how plastic the girls look like with excessive whitening cream on their faces. Hihi...

Malaysian Study (Part I)

Let’s think about this. For me, it is kindda amusing. I keep thinking about it day and night. My wishful thinking seeks for the ultimate answer that by rational thinking I believe it won’t exist.

DREAM 1
We want to have a beautiful multi races country Malaysia. Everybody lives in peace and harmony, respects each other and have mutual understanding. This is ideally Malaysia.

DREAM 2
Hak bangsa Melayu dimartabatkan kerana Melayu adalah bumiputera. Parti politik memperjuangkan dan memperkasakan Melayu, menjaga hak dan kepentingan Melayu, dan segala-galanya is all about being Malay, the Bumiputera.

DREAM 3
Bangsa bukan Melayu akan bersama-sama membangunkan Malaysia, menjaga Malaysia, dan memartabatkan Malaysia walaupun mereka telah didiskriminasikan secara halus.

The QUESTION:
Macam mana nak satukan 3 mimpi ini. Ketiga-tiganya bertentangan dan bercanggah satu sama lain. Macam pelik. Sesuatu yang tak mungkin terjadi secara fitrahnya. Salah satunya harus terkorban. Ge mana ini???

The ANSWER 1 - Mr A

Fight for their own race = get more support

more support = more money

End point of people with power = money

main motivation = money

yes but there are very few that are honest and work for the benefit of country and ummah, but again very few and their life in party usually are not very long. Mostly they need to be loud, seen and heard, and popularity macam artist to attract attention. Rather then do it quietly and correctly, nobody will notice it, better be loud and fiery, so everybody will know me, vote for me, although i champion my race in front of my people, i'll champion the country for everybody, and champion my pocket for my future and croonies.