Wednesday, May 7, 2008

RESUME

Browse through a few resume today...

Ternampak plak yang klakar2 ni...

1. ... which state that were involve in progressive work in innovation of human life using new technologies.
Me: Hello dear... It is "Bringing innovation to life". Not innovate human life using new technologies. We do not change living human being. We are not Nip & Tuck. Sorry. Wrong place.

2. If I can answer any further question, please feel free to contact me at the telephone number listed above.
Me: Of course if we call you, you have to answer kan... Use standard format kan senang, i.e. kindly contact me at the above number and la la la...

3. I would consider it a privilege if I am given the opportunity and I am confident that I am suitable candidate to fill the post.
Me: I think what it means is " It is a pleasure / advantage if I were given the opportunity to work in your company. "

4. And I found "It is really obliged if we could discuss more about my qualification" in two applications!. And when I check their qualification, they are from the same Uni. They must have a subject in resume writing, they sat next to each other and "nanti aku tiru hang punya resume nooo...". lol.

Enough la... Hihihi... Dear all, please prepare short and brief cover letter before your letter falls to naughty staff like me.

Have a nice job hunting.

4 comments:

Pelukis Itu said...

1. ... which state that were involve in progressive work in innovation of human life using new technologies.
Me: Hello dear... It is "Bringing innovation to life". Not innovate human life using new technologies. We do not change living human being. We are not Nip & Tuck. Sorry. Wrong place.

Hahahahah,kelakar sehhhh....Byk tgk Nip/Tuck kot.Xpon layan Gundam byk sgt...Wat Human Bioengineering,hihhihihi...Luchu,Luchu....

P/S:-Ko nie sgt lapang ye smp smpt belek2 resume org nie?

Caieja said...

::Pelukis itu::

Haah... Best woo tgk resume org and gambar2 sensasi depa.

D3mOn|c said...

sib baik aku x send resume aku kat ko..lega2...fuhhh..

Caieja said...

::d3mon|c::
Lek lek sudah... tak la aku nak pancung member sendiri. paling2 kuat pun kutuk depan2... Best ooo